- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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