A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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women's rights

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Obama 2012

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Swag.

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The Colts this year.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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