What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Wumbo

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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