you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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The Holocaust

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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