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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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