Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What rhymes with you? You.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Runescape.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Religion

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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I went to the store and I fell

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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