Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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