Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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