Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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