Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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lebron

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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The Colts this year.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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