What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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here kitty kitty

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Obama.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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