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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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