A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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