Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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