Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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