Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Gale swallows.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what the hell happened to your face

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Boom.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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