Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Anti Joke

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