these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Women's rights.

America Votes

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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