- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Whats 9+10? 19

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

What rhymes with you? You.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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