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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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