what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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hrih

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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