Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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