A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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hrih

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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