What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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lebron

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why? Because racecar.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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