A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Obama 2012

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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