Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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