Women's Rights

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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