Whats Obama's last name?

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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