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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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