your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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my bubbles!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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