Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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