What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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