why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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whats black. an african american person

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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