What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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penis

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