How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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(insert antijoke here

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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You.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Women's Rights

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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