An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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I've got a boner

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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