What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Invisible Television.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Anti Joke

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