I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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