Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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