What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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poop.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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someone called a frog a frog

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Anti Joke

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