- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

penis

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Boom.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

make me a sandwich!

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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