Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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