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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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what the hell happened to your face

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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