Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Swag.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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