What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Gale swallows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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