What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Caitlyn.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Women's Rights

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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