A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Boom.

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Caitlyn.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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