How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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I've got a boner

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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