go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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