- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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