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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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