pubic lice.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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smug face >:}

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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