Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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