Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats Obama's last name?

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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