What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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