Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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