How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Women's rights.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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