Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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