Arron Glass

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Sarah Palin

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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SNAPPLE!

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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