What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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