Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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whats forever alone me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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