Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Ted Haggard.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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