when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Fat people.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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