Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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