How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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hi, im sober.

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Punch line.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Anti Joke

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