What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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LIKE THIS!

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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am i invited to party? no

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Anti Joke

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