Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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this site is funny.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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