a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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