Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Got milk? No.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A seal walks into a club...

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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