How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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SNAPPLE!

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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