why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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whats forever alone me

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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hi, im sober.

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im gay because im gay

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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