Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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japan4.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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hi, im sober.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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