i was molested.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Sarah Palin

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???????????? WTF?

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my bubbles!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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