An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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