Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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