How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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