Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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