- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

whats forever alone me

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Invisible Television.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

smug face >:}

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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