A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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hi hi strager danger

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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