Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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