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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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this site is funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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