How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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