What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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japan4.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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???????????? WTF?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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