Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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