- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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