A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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