what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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